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The story of the old man and the hen.
One day the old farmer got up had his morning food and went off to work.
He started by cleaning out the stalls and then working his way to the pig pens and then time to pick the eggs out. So he was picking them out its a long prosses. There are hundreds of hens and he gets to one hen inproticular that would not let him take her egg. So he leaves the egg there and comes back in the middle of the night. Well he gets the egg. In the morning the hen is sitting on top of where he put her egg so now he has another dalema. So he has his son come home to help him his son grabs the hen and the old man grabs the egg packaged it then sends it out.
Well the next morning. The hen was gone they could not find her any where! They looked in with the horses the pigs the rosters and the cows they could not find her any where! Then the farmer put it together she fond her egg once she is trying again! So he hops in the truck. He says “grab that map the sonny boy.” then they were of they tracked that truck for days they went from Texas to Maine and there was no hen so they find the egg so they can find the hen.

experiment
A problem never solved
Christina and Scott were doing an experinment with a car of Christina's. This car was a 1967 Corvette her favoret year of Corvettes. They were testing how long it took them to go 0 to 100 and one time Scott was test driving it and he crashed it at 160. well the car was crushed there was barly anything left of it at all. So Scott leves the project and moves very far away in the montains so no on can find him. Well when he gets there he starts to do reserch on why the reack happened. For years he could not find out why it happened. Then he thought about it and made a computer animated program of what would happen if there was a rock he hit at 160 mph and the car crashed it flipped in the air just like he did.

the one when thinking of a hospitle
This women named Nancy was sitting at home watching the show E.R so theres lots of blood. She gets a call about this women that is at home and having a baby, so as a doctor she has to go and have a at home birth. As she is looking over the baby she could not stop to see that the baby's heart was to big. So she call for an ambulance and they took the baby to the O.R. She just went home because they did not need her. Well later she got a call from the O.R. Saying that the baby was really Sick and when he gets bigger he will have to have open Heart surgery. Then she asked why and they did not tell her. Well as she gets in the car she hears on the radio that found two dead people in the ditch like a couple blocks north of her. They are takeing them up to the hospital to have them odtopse.
So now she has a appointment for a ex ray on her foot and her car wont start. So she walks back inside to call the office a make a new appointment. So because she had a lot of free time she called her great grandma and she told her that her grandpa had got hurt and went to the hospital for his ingeres. Well when he was there they did some test and they found cancer in his system.

3-27-2009
The ideal spring break
well I would get out of school I would walk home and ask dad to barow his truck and he would say yeah. I would drive out to livonia and grab my friend Cory and then T.J and then drive to Lansing to grab Brad. Then once all of as were together I would head for Florida. Once we got my old time gangsta Brandon we would head out to Mexico for we could get on a plane with the truck and fly to Africa to go on the safari to do some off road driving. Then we would fly back and go to Hollywood and get noticed by a movie producer. we get in a movie and be rowdy in a bar scene fight.get paid 500,000 grade each for are awesome bar fight then go horse around some more. Well we are rich now and decide to put are money in a bank. So we all get are own acount. Now we are in the middle of nowhere. And my dad calls an asks if his trucks ok and we said we would bring it back for him. We are in the desert some where in Nevada. We head for Michigan and as we are driving it starts to snow. And I turn I the gps and we are in the Colorado mountains and its snowing. We are all thinking at this point we have skipped a little school and I said yeah we have. We are now in Wisconsin and we are almost at the border of the U.P of Michigan. Well we are passing Marquette and I said “hey boys want to stop at my cabin to sleep for a little while?” they say “ yeah why not be fun staying the night here.” so while we are here we stop to see my cousin Larry need some help building a poll barn so we helped him money wise and work wise . Then we started home but before we left he feed us some lunch. Then headed home to Milan. Well after 6 hour drive we arrived home and soon as we got there dad was packed ad ready to go up north were we just came form. So he left and he gave us a key to the Honda accored so we went out in search of a truck like my dads or better. Then we found one like his for cheaper then what he bought his for so we bought it and when we got it we also bought a super charger for it so now its better then dads and when we got it we dropped every one of first Brandon then Brad and then Cory and T.J then back to school we went.

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3-23-2009
Mrs. Gill Mrs. Gill i am sorry i was late. a pack of wolves chaced after me. and a teacher got me in trouble for run from them. then i got in trouble for yelling at the teacher. then the wolves got me and beat me up a little. once they were done i was headed to class and a teacher stopped me because she thought i was skipping class so i got this note to give you. i sware my story is true look my close are all twore up.